8/13 @ New York Red Bulls, 6 p.m. ESPN+
Second and final game against the Red Bulls, and thank god for that. I love watching every team in MLS, but RBNY really push that for me. Their starless murder ball isn't sexy or easy on the eye. I'd go as far as to say their the least-pleasant succesful team in the entire league. I'm exaggerating (sort of) just so you can understand my distaste for the Red Bulls. They do have a pair of US internationals in center back Aaron long and attacking midfielder Caden Clark, but otherwise it's all about that system.